Humorous spiritual guru wisdom from Swami Chikkentikkenanda via Gerry Thompson and Positive Comedy

The Wisdom of Swami Chikkentikkenanda™
- agony Guru to the Stars

Greetings and salutations, fellow yogic beings, and welcome
to my pearls of wisdom, brought to you exclusively by Zen
Teabags Publishing™, a division of Chikkentikkenanda Global
Enterprises Inc. I trust that you will obtain abundant celestial
blessings from what I have to say to you today.

Chikkentikkenanda's Dictionary of New Age Bollox...

Chakras
The body’s internal centres of dynamic energy and excitement,
cultivated since time immemorial by Indian yogis. The English
name actually arrived as an ethnic mispronunciation of the word
“chocolate” which, when it was introduced to the sub-continent last
century, was found to produce almost identical sensations of energy,
dynamism and excitement, only about sixty years more quickly.

Each chakra governs a different area of our lives, and has its own
colour, frequency of energy vibration, corresponding flower, and
favourite TV station.

Circumvent
An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

(additional entries can be found at Guru's archive)

To read my pearls of wisdom on karma™, click here

To read my previous pearls of wisdom, go to Guru's archive

Read Gerry Thompson's guide to using the Cosmic Noticeboard

BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH...

Link to Principles of Buddhism for life and work

"What is youth? The French philosopher Roger Garaudy suggests that while most people believe a person is born young and then ages and dies, in reality, acquiring youth in the deepest sense is a very long and challenging process. The youth of which he speaks is the spiritual strength not to stagnate or grow resistant to change but to stay ever open to new possibilities. It is the power of the spirit that refuses to succumb to complacency and strives forward."
- Daisaku Ikeda

And always remember, as the booja-booja man says.....
"Relax - nothing is under control!"

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